Monday, February 11, 2013

Lost

Lindsee: Ashley Prince Charming called said he got lost but will be here soon.

Ashley: I'd say. Where has he been?

Lindsee: I blame it on google maps

Ashley: stupid google maps, it always messes me up. I type in the temple and it keeps sending me back to canyon meadows.


Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I'm better with food

Most of my conversations are based around one topic and one topic only...so I've had a lot of time to think about this; dating is much like eating. I would like to share what I think and get your input on the subject.

1. You notice/hear about a restaurant that you would like to try. --Meeting
2. You go inside and sit down. --First and even second date. You are doing a quick assessment of the place and feel that you are not in any immediate danger...so you proceed to ordering appetizers.
3. Moving on to soup or salad. --Third date, this is normally where you get more substance and realize that main course could be amazing.
4. Main dish. --This could be several dates..."this is DATING" getting to the meat of the person.
5. Dessert. --The sweet part; this is when you better understand the person and love them.
6. Return again and again...BINGO you have a favorite restaurant!

I know that may seem silly or very me but that is the best way I knew how to describe it...dating is something to be enjoyed and as they say in Europe experienced. I feel that we have become so worried and concerned about dating that we have stressed ourselves out...okay so maybe you all are just stressing me out. If you ask someone out you are not making an eternal commitment. (*deep breath) So let's all relax and take it one step at a time.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Goals

Goal number one get a passionate hug by the end of the week

Saturday, February 4, 2012

The diaries of non-vampires

Lindsee
Ashley if you only had 2 minutes to live what would you do?

Ashley
Only two minutes? Eat ice cream. No! I need a tent!

Lindsee
True...minimal assembly would be good to fully enjoy those final moments. Ice cream followed by a nice glass of juice would be sensible. But a tent would be an excellent way to go. In a moment like this I often look to the advise of joe fox who said that the godfather was the I-Ching of advise: what do I pack for my vacation? " leave the gun and take the cannoli" He also said that you have to go to the mattresses.